A smattering of self-aggrandizing statements.Tumblr (3.0; @onlysomethingsareintentional)http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c7bbb7d68da2cd48ecd9df191d02ad11/tumblr_miwis98tuW1r0jpaoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/47165760624http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/47165760624Thu, 04 Apr 2013 23:36:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fbf67898c47c997640a74a67b45405c3/tumblr_mkrj0aj1Yj1r3erk3o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Some days.</p>http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/47165175065http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/47165175065Thu, 04 Apr 2013 23:28:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me600wdsKn1qz8z2ro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/post/36685094920/g-g-the-book-g-g-on-facebook-g-g-on-twitter">garfieldminusgarfield</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345513878?ie=UTF8&tag=httpgarfieldm-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=0345513878">G-G the book</a> - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/garfieldminusgarfield">G-G on Facebook</a> - <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/GMinusG">G-G on Twitter</a></p> </blockquote>http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/46998153353http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/46998153353Wed, 03 Apr 2013 00:05:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/462a4840a8c8ba5e449e13483b4a3f29/tumblr_mkag691ypS1qz8z2ro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/post/46367795802/g-g-the-book-g-g-on-facebook-g-g-on-twitter">garfieldminusgarfield</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345513878?ie=UTF8&tag=httpgarfieldm-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=0345513878">G-G the book</a> - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/garfieldminusgarfield">G-G on Facebook</a> - <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/GMinusG">G-G on Twitter</a></p> </blockquote>http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/46998042770http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/46998042770Wed, 03 Apr 2013 00:04:22 -0400<p>Is it Saturday? I&#8217;ve never lost track of what day it is so many times before. Oh well.</p>http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/46674967215http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/46674967215Sat, 30 Mar 2013 11:20:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea9a4b1cb634dc2b4c5bd8655bbc40ea/tumblr_mkdr9tfhu41qi6y2yo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mydrunkkitchen.tumblr.com/post/46515431721/new-my-drunk-kitchen-fish-fingers-and-custard">mydrunkkitchen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>NEW MY DRUNK KITCHEN! FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD!</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POli3hsXxG4&list=PL2EC7F45DBD9D9B1A&index=52"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POli3hsXxG4&list=PL2EC7F45DBD9D9B1A&index=52">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POli3hsXxG4&list=PL2EC7F45DBD9D9B1A&index=52</a></a></p> </blockquote>http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/46673585637http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/46673585637Sat, 30 Mar 2013 10:59:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a47f3ed7e798b0e67a2c2a801e8bffc1/tumblr_mjqgozOa5l1qa8q3yo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.thedrunkenmoogle.com/post/45510909692/lechuck-monkey-island-cocktail-ingredients">thedrunkenmoogle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>LeChuck (Monkey Island cocktail)</strong></p> <p><strong>Ingredients:</strong><br/><em>1 1/2 oz Kraken Black Spiced Rum</em><br/><em>1 oz Cointreau</em><br/><em>1/2 oz Stirring’s Blood Orange Bitters</em></p> <p><strong>Directions:</strong> Mix all ingredients into a rocks glass and stir. Add ice and serve. Drink and go find your undead bride.</p> <p>Note: Stirring’s Blood Orange Bitters are unlike most bitters in that they are more like a light non-alcoholic juice, so don’t be afraid that the recipe calls for more than a dash.</p> <p>Drink created and photographed by Mitch Hutts of <a href="http://www.thedrunkenmoogle.com">The Drunken Moogle</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>I am, however, still afraid of the Kraken</p>http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/46220568416http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/46220568416Sun, 24 Mar 2013 22:43:40 -0400eversincetheincident<p>I should probably stop reblogging everything.</p>http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/46219977708http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/46219977708Sun, 24 Mar 2013 22:36:35 -0400atsomepoint<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a229c422a5214d750152146904a1804/tumblr_mjw99zN8uk1rqrnlao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e4b4f968ac0d4068cc96e81201cdf3f1/tumblr_mjw99zN8uk1rqrnlao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/93bbc651358c060f7a53e4b7f86c8cfc/tumblr_mjw99zN8uk1rqrnlao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1922bfc9f3db3ffe92267abff76cc11c/tumblr_mjw99zN8uk1rqrnlao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bbab3f7b9576db0c4873505d52aa318c/tumblr_mjw99zN8uk1rqrnlao7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b77f1414dfac40c5b15b99e2d917cb7/tumblr_mjw99zN8uk1rqrnlao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doctorwho.tumblr.com/post/45787770810/jenna-louise-coleman-visits-craig-ferguson">doctorwho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://doctorwho.tumblr.com/post/45759999312/loislaned-jenna-louise-coleman-on-craig">Jenna Louise Coleman visits Craig Ferguson</a></strong></p> </blockquote>http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/46219146930http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/46219146930Sun, 24 Mar 2013 22:26:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f3c41d8d8e20c96637d36b407cd14c1b/tumblr_miwqbhvXF01r0jpaoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/46218344305http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/46218344305Sun, 24 Mar 2013 22:17:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7e482efac25c15f9fd00af088546e377/tumblr_mjz0n3j6g41qceanoo1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0aae723cd4a18bb3109b8d59cbf3fb52/tumblr_mjz0n3j6g41qceanoo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/599cd637b5b6215c2b2f26d9b451a153/tumblr_mjz0n3j6g41qceanoo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb96ca4c9fa93a8e4893126043784048/tumblr_mjz0n3j6g41qceanoo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/966fee474204534b36dddc40bcc464ff/tumblr_mjz0n3j6g41qceanoo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/890e63c3bbac7564e4fac7fd2c7cb048/tumblr_mjz0n3j6g41qceanoo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doctorwho.tumblr.com/post/46006172247/jenna-louise-coleman-and-matt-smith-for-the-times">doctorwho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Jenna Louise Coleman and Matt Smith for <a href="http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/magazine/article3717292.ece">The Times Magazine</a></p> </blockquote>http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/46218249260http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/46218249260Sun, 24 Mar 2013 22:16:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e568980906018cd42ce16105563c320/tumblr_mhx46cRoWx1qzgmcio6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0669bb94e0d567785c757fe440cd00e0/tumblr_mhx46cRoWx1qzgmcio8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fda909045511b442569a5af83b8bf2d3/tumblr_mhx46cRoWx1qzgmcio5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/23ae8bd180a50f06882b7fed6228c265/tumblr_mhx46cRoWx1qzgmcio7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42e48295febff28cd760bb60c9dc0733/tumblr_mhx46cRoWx1qzgmcio3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b5ff974c2d8f50c9a8bf69a3fbc8379/tumblr_mhx46cRoWx1qzgmcio9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d6587bfe35feac852492a176a790282/tumblr_mhx46cRoWx1qzgmcio2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b9c5bb637cd4cc8a4fc9e36e47395010/tumblr_mhx46cRoWx1qzgmcio1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/711e07ed16b49aab7d3ccb6b7418dbdf/tumblr_mhx46cRoWx1qzgmcio4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brittanias.tumblr.com/post/42601260885/m">brittanias</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>m.</p> </blockquote>http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/45679693874http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/45679693874Mon, 18 Mar 2013 12:44:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be3d63359f8c0fe481fe8f834f1e520c/tumblr_mhtbpsWdMo1s0qkmho1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d1a2036023fbe29e1db634f6289e878b/tumblr_mhtbpsWdMo1s0qkmho2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/61907fa87c9189a48d34328242b62d26/tumblr_mhtbpsWdMo1s0qkmho3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4d44d7f1b533b9e7fe144e47744cc674/tumblr_mhtbpsWdMo1s0qkmho4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://severalfuzzylamps.tumblr.com/post/43763502995/thoroughlymillie-fuckyesdamejulieandrews-it">severalfuzzylamps</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thoroughlymillie.tumblr.com/post/42444268124/fuckyesdamejulieandrews-it-would-be-awesome">thoroughlymillie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyesdamejulieandrews.tumblr.com/post/42441658134/it-would-be-awesome">fuckyesdamejulieandrews</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It would be awesome.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>my favorite person ever.</p> </blockquote>http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/43780235616http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/43780235616Fri, 22 Feb 2013 23:48:09 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c14161804aa2c6cb204ed9a8c9132d78/tumblr_mi8jisJZ471qfv89lo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57685062eb09a311e002eb529f143262/tumblr_mi8jisJZ471qfv89lo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/67780008cfa52dd6da9d03210547893e/tumblr_mi8jisJZ471qfv89lo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51ca0b4cc59adca9c5daad873075428a/tumblr_mi8jisJZ471qfv89lo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/post/43144013882/88-000-notes-by-the-way-you-can-follow-sarah">fishingboatproceeds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>88,000 notes?!</p> <p>(By the way, you can follow <a href="http://absolumentmoderne.tumblr.com/">Sarah on tumblr</a>. Also <a href="http://barackobama.tumblr.com/">the President</a>.)</p> </blockquote>http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/43772095392http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/43772095392Fri, 22 Feb 2013 21:59:01 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8032a45d7fb5a989c06a5a2cdfc44cdb/tumblr_mf5g6jIWHb1r0jpaoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/43772012318http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/43772012318Fri, 22 Feb 2013 21:57:55 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6ecd2ef0398b5eecc73e8eea41e24b67/tumblr_mhfnaxq0q71ql2603o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://powerburial.tumblr.com/post/43187626396/technology-is-changing-the-way-we-interact">powerburial</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>technology is changing the way we interact</p> </blockquote>http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/43771853770http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/43771853770Fri, 22 Feb 2013 21:55:50 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcz4mdcgoO1rx0p5go1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcz4mdcgoO1rx0p5go2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jessaverant.tumblr.com/post/43362624458/charmingpplincardigans-if-you-dont-think">jessaverant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://charmingpplincardigans.tumblr.com/post/42148076149">charmingpplincardigans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/if-you-don%27t-think-eleven-is-fucking-terrifying-sometimes">#if you don’t think eleven is fucking terrifying sometimes</a><span></span><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/you-are-just-wrong">#you are just wrong</a><span> </span><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/he%27s-the-scariest-one-of-them-all">#he’s the scariest one of them all</a><span> </span><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/way-worse-than-the-time-lord-victorious">#way worse than the time lord victorious</a><span> </span><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/don%27t-let-that-cosmic-5-year-old-schtick-fool-you">#don’t let that cosmic 5-year-old schtick fool you</a></p> </blockquote> <p>He is… beyond damaged</p> </blockquote>http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/43771263302http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/43771263302Fri, 22 Feb 2013 21:48:09 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d483687ab1476dd1d8622e672a62cd02/tumblr_mi2cxpHveX1r5568mo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dccc438666115e8f923466947173094e/tumblr_mi2cxpHveX1r5568mo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://livelymorgue.tumblr.com/post/43566841055/feb-3-1934-automotive-transportation-reduced">livelymorgue</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Feb. 3, 1934: “Automotive Transportation Reduced to a Minimum.” This specimen boasts three-quarter horsepower  and dinner-plate-size wheels. “It is said a small child can drive it with safety,” the caption reassures us. <span class="lm-credit">Photo: The New York Times</span><span class="lm-assetData"></span><span class="lm-tweetBody"> </span></p> </blockquote>http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/43770703225http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/43770703225Fri, 22 Feb 2013 21:40:46 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff474b6123cef1c2e709934ae9487649/tumblr_mijj696n8x1qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d22028783229da686f657a085eaaa031/tumblr_mijj696n8x1qewacoo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/43595102322/7-new-punctuation-marks-we-desperately-need">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>7 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6872071/8-new-and-necessary-punctuation-marks"><br/><br/></a></strong>[<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6872071/8-new-and-necessary-punctuation-marks">collegehumor</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/43770008791http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/43770008791Fri, 22 Feb 2013 21:31:34 -0500wonderful<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdjeula6ze1r0jpaoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/36138892228http://onlysomethingsareintentional.tumblr.com/post/36138892228Tue, 20 Nov 2012 09:52:15 -0500